Heart shaped contents of a box?

Every twice in a decade, I decide to be romantic and do something out of the goodness of my ice cold heart. Although I’m a highly creative and imaginative individual, I know as much about being romantic as I do about The Arbitration Act of 1888. I have no problem pretending what I’m talking about in most situations but this whole romantic thing makes as much sense to me as Maths or religion. After hours of thinking, I came to the conclusion that we both like food and we both like pizza. This thought led to my next thought and I thought I would set the mood for a romantic night in by ordering a romantic heart shaped pizza but as Robbie Burns never said “sometimes the best laid plans of mice and mockers often go awry”