The numbers don’t add up

The big questions in life, continue to elude me: How do magnets work? At what precise moment did Chuck Norris become a legend? and Nuns? I'm not a complete and total loser. I know what shapes hula hoops are, how many zeros are in a squillion and that tectonic plates are composed of two types of lithosphere. People who know things tell me that it's important to grow as a person and to learn new things and I'm a big fan of reading stuff, especially milk cartons, cereal boxes and palms. There are lots of things in this life which massively confuse me but nothing causes me to lose sleep, the way maths does: