Thirsty Dave is a relationship expert and is always open to helping his fellow man when there’s a cash incentive involved. His relationships with beer, wine and spirits are legendary and that’s why he’s always in demand. Recently he was approached by man who has problems finding a girlfriend and the thirsty one was only too happy to accept the job. He asked his new pupil to explain what he had been doing to try and attract a girlfriend. Judging by the response he got, I think he may have his work cut out with this one:
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