Thirsty Dave lets his heart rule his head

For some time now, Thirsty Dave has been wondering if he should come clean with his girlfriend and tell her that he has feelings for someone else. They've always been honest with each other and the only time he even told a half truth was when she asked if her bum looked big in that red dress she wears. Their relationship has always been built on trust and a deep rooted hatred of Bon Jovi. He has two choices. He can continue to have those secret feelings and let it eat him up inside or he can tell her the truth and take the armageddon like consequences that go with it. He knows it will break her heart but he’s going to bite the bullet and tell her. Things are never going to be the same again but at least he’ll be able to live with himself. I think the fan is going to be hit with fecal matter when she realises who the other woman is: