The training of Dan “The Action Man” Donnelly

This is going to be hard to explain. For reasons of national security, I can't go into too much detail but you should get the picture. Thirsty Dave knows a guy called Seamus The Despicable. Seamus The Despicable has a soft spot for Scurvy Jane. Scurvy Jane went to school with me. I like fish. I go fishing with Sugartastic Daddy John's 48th wives neighbour, Dan “The Action Man” Donnelly. The Action Man landed his dream job with the army. I can't tell you what his job actually involves but he was telling us that his Sergeant Major is an animal: