Last night I dreamt, I wrote ‘567,998 reasons to hate Bon Jovi Pt.5’

Did you ever read a book that was so engrossing that the words leapt off the page? Why do I ask, you ask? The reason I pose this question is that last night, I dreamt I wrote ‘567,998 reasons to hate Bon Jovi Pt.5’. It was such an engrossing book that when Thirsty Dave read it, the words leapt off the page but now we have a problem. How do we get the words back?: