Protecting our son’s interests is what we’re all about

We haven’t had to go out and buy condoms for a while. That’s because our 5 year old gets them for us. Little Dill Y enjoys the mass attention he gets from Jill Y and I and isn’t too keen on anybody stealing his thunder. I don’t quite know how it started but we’ve developed a cool father/son, non verbal agreement. I give him extra pocket money. He keeps some for himself and spends the rest on ensuring there’ll be no little brother or sister for the immediate future: