A reading from the book of girls

Today's work of art is being composed from the doghouse and on reflection, Jill Y was probably right to send me here. Little Dill Y came in from school and was upset because he had a disagreement with Nikki Butt, a girl in his class. He and Nikki had become close but today, she was giving all her attention to Smooth Stan Daly and Dill Y felt ignored. I sat down and told him about the birds and bees and then we spoke about women too. I then gave him some reading material. A few moments later, Jill Y seen what I gave him and that’s the reason why I’m sleeping in the spare room tonight: