Sacrifice or continue to suffer

People who don't listen to me, don't hear me. Because of this, we are forced to face the wrath of Icelandic volcanoes. I didn't just wake up one night and decide to be brilliant. I've evolved over time into a Mocker par excellence and people should really start taking heed of my words and chilling those volcanoes out. Last year, I told you what to do and you ignored me. Even though you don't deserve it, I'm going to show you the only way to appease the volcano. The advantages are threefold - the volcano will relax, the music industry will have a brighter future and teenage hair cuts might just have a chance to exist in a world that doesn’t constantly laugh at them