When it comes to alcohol based beverages, Thirsty Dave is a connoisseur. He can tell you the amount of alcohol in a drink, simply by reading the information on the bottle or can. His brain is a large database of useful and useless facts relating to his specialist chosen subject. He can always be found logging on to drink related sites and consumes vast amounts of knowledge. Jill Y and I went to visit him last night and although we both admire his sheer dedication to learning, we think he may be becoming somewhat anti-social: