Dog - man’s best friend or animal to be aware of? The question is as old as a rock that’s 4,800,000,000 years old. If you’ve ever been bitten by a dog, you more than likely wouldn’t have enjoyed it. Your natural instinct might be to bite the dog back but please be aware that a taste for dog is only one step away from a taste for people and cannibalism tends to be frowned upon in polite society. Some people think dogs are born evil, like Walt Disney or Hulk Hogan’s kids. At It's good to mock, we believe dogs become evil when they come into contact with the films of Walt Disney or the kids of Hulk Hogan. If you own a dog and are concerned that it may react a bit strange around people, you could always put up one of those ‘Beware of the dog’ signs: