A brief history of Scurvy Jane

The internet is full of things that people want to know about like the Bermuda Triangle, the 24 hour Le Mans race and how magnets work but what about the stuff you don’t want to know about? Where can you find information about synchronized eating, how to fall off chairs successfully and Bon Jovi? The answer, brothers and sisters is obvious – you look on the internet. But what about Scurvy Jane? Very few people know or care about who she is and where she’s from. Well, she’s a vitamin deficient lady who lives across the road from It’s good to mock HQ. She’s little Dill Y’s Godmother and a long time friend of the family but how did she end up with scurvy? Well, her Mother used to sell oranges for a living. She had a unique sales technique and was quite successful at what she done. If she was alive today, she probably wouldn’t appreciate the irony of her daughter having scurvy:



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