It's important that we know who's been visiting It's good to mock. If we know our audience, we know who we’re annoying and if we know who we’re annoying, we sleep like a baby in a topless bar. Lately, there's been a lot of cows dropping by and we don’t know why. Maybe they're learning to speak bad English and we're a prime example of what bad English is. Maybe there's a certain bovine quality that we give off or maybe cows just get our sense of humour. As much as we appreciate the extra cattle visitors, a problem presents itself. Due to the language barrier, we can hardly just go up and ask the cows what they think of the site. That's why Jill Y and I decided to contact the same make up artist that makes Paris Hilton look like a person and before you could say “The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick” we were chewing the cud with our new found friends:
