Jill Y doesn’t believe a word out of my mouth. Well, I hope she’s hungry because when she sees this, she’s going to have to eat those words.

It’s good to see my parents happy. They just received an email from a man who told them they won $35 million in the lottery. How lucky can two people be? And to think, they didn’t even enter the lottery and they still won. They just need to send their bank details to that Prince in Africa and he’s going to wire the funds straight to their account. Things are looking good for me too. I told Jill Y I saw not one, but two, two legged cats minding their own business and she didn't believe me. This is the very the reason why I bring a camera everywhere: