Massively confused man is massively confused

When it comes to being right about stuff, we’re generally 98% wrong, 1% half right and 2% massively confused. Yes, we’re mathematically challenged at It’s good to mock and that’s just the way it is. When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always told that if you can't say something good to someone, you should distract them while you tell them they're as useful as a blind guide dog. Thirsty Dave doesn’t subscribe to the same school of thought and has no problems telling people they’re useless. When Jose Pacheco left his fake id at our place, the thirsty one couldn’t help sending him an email with just a hint of sarcasm: