My experience with the human brain–A cautionary tale

I have issues. I have serious issues. I have serious issues with the human brain. If you think for one moment that you can trust the human brain, I have news for you - you can't. I used to be like you, all trusting and understanding but I soon learned the hard way that I was being led up the garden path and I don't even have any idea how I even ended up on the garden path. The human brain and I met at a young age and the relationship we had was one of mutual hatred for Bon Jovi. We spent all out time together and got to know each other really well. As we grew closer, we developed a bond and after a time, the bond grew stronger and stronger. Soon we were inseparable and went and done everything together. We opened a joint bank account and the future looked sweet. We used to confide everything in each other until one day, out of the blue, the communication breakdown began: