Thirsty Dave and his acquaintances use words unknown to the sober

When Thirsty Dave is non sober, he speaks a language known only to himself and his non sober acquaintances. To the rest of us looking in, it's like walking in half way through Inception after listening to The Dark Side of the Moon backwards while watching The Wizard of Oz after a bottle of Absinthe went absent. The thirsty one’s friend Victor, asked him to place an ad in the local newspaper. Victor makes as much sense sober as he does drunk which makes as much sense as walking in half way through Inception after listening to The Dark Side of the Moon backwards while watching The Wizard of Oz after a bottle of Absinthe went absent. We’d love to tell you what the ad was about but we never studied linguistics and even if we did, we doubt if it would have helped: