Sugartastic Daddy John is insisting we call him Deputy Sugartastic Daddy John. We went to sleep last night and everything was as fine as the literacy level of a 5th grader. When we woke up this morning, he had somehow become a deputy. Nobody knows what happened during our sleep and nobody cares. Certain people were put on this planet to be a success and Sugartastic is one such person. He has a magic touch and everything he touches turns to Google shares. A man with the investigative skills of Sherlock Holmes, he’s only gone and solved the mystery of the vehicle, stopping at mail boxes: