In the name of the insole, the tongue and the holy heel

100% of Jill Y’s favourite things are shoes. One night, I woke up to get breakfast and thought I saw her praying to a shoe but I was mistaken, thank shoe. There she was, minding her own business, knitting shoes for orphaned penguins when all of a sudden she decided to take up a new hobby – shoe exfoliation. Realising that the local library might not have many books on the subject, she logged on to Google and typed in ‘shoes’ but somehow ended up on Google Russia. Not content with the results from the site, she went out and adopted a penguin: