My face would have fell off if it wasn’t stuck on with glue said the man whose face was stuck on with glue

If there’s one thing that really bothers us at IGTM, it’s not understanding how magnets work, not understanding Maths and not understanding how Jill Y needs 17,000 pairs of shoes when she only has two feet. Thirsty Dave recently went through one of the toughest decisions of his massively confused life, when he had to decide between getting a very cheap second hand bike or an even cheaper second hand car. A lot of thought was given to this most challenging of choices and in the end, the coin landed on Heads. Off he went to the very cheap second hand car/bike shop full of hope and excitement. Looking back, we really should have known that something like this was bound to happen: