Thirsty Dave goes legit and sells to the pirates

Thirsty Dave has been accused of a lot of things. Being a good worker isn't one of them. Don't get me wrong, he's a good worker but his particular skill set, lies in drinking beer and employers just don't appreciate an employee who insists on drinking on the job. That coupled with the fact that his last job was organising AA meetings didn’t help. The thirsty one has tried his hand at numerous jobs from beer delivery man to beer promotions where he would dress up as a beer outside a brewery and attempt to act sober. His latest gig involves selling pirate encyclopaedias. He's on commission but for some reason, only ever sells one particular book: