Belief will get you so far in life but it won’t send an email

Todays story is not going to change your perception of life. It's not going to enrich your life in any way and it's not going to cure your fear of Nuns. If anything, today's story will probably distract you from what you were doing, long enough for you to do something worthwhile. Sitting here trying to think of a single reason why you should continue reading this nonsense and there simply isn't any. Thirsty Dave was expecting an email from his brother but that email was never to arrive. The fact of the matter was there was no Wi-Fi available for the email to be sent, despite the senders belief to the contrary: