Non Logical Earology

The Professor of Earological Musicology at the University of Aural Sensitivity is a man of great distinction and taste. So great is his distinction and taste, that he single handedly discovered the recessive gene which is responsible for a love of the music of Bon Jovi. Although this gene happily lies dormant in most people, it is active in a select few obsessive fans. Initially it may not appear as an in issue worth investigating  but further study has shown that a love of Bon Jovi music affects the part of the brain responsible for good taste and excessive hiccupping. The first case study involved Adolfine Schmidt from Bonn in Germany. Fraulein Schmidt, a deaf lady, woke up one morning to the sound of Bon Jovi. In a statement, she proclaimed "Since I was a child, I've been deaf. Now I hear nothing but the sound of Bon Jovi and it is truly a wonderful sound to me but I can't stop hiccupping. A visit to the Professor of Earological Musicology at the University of Aural Sensitivity, revealed that I had the recessive gene which is odd because I was born in Bonn in 1956 when Bon Jovi didn't even exist". When questioned about this phenomenon, the Professor of Earological Musicology at the University of Aural Sensitivity, strapped a strange device to his ears and said "Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh, neh, I can't hear you…..”