To have or not to have, that is the question.

Just as there are defining moments in the life of those who matter, there are defining moments in the life of a Mocker too. To those who matter, finding a soul mate, buying a house and understanding how magnets work are the main purposes in life. To the Mocker, finding soul music, ridding the world of the music of Bon Jovi and understanding how to rid the world of Bon Jovi are the main purposes in life. Thirsty Dave was recently faced with a massively big decision when he had to decide if he wanted an octopus to have fewer legs: