10 ways minus 9 ways to know that you are not even close to being smart.

We’re a fairly honest bunch of losers at It’s good to mock and haven’t exactly suckled from the teat of intelligence. We like to compensate for our failures by looking for the handful of people out there who are so far removed from common sense that they become Scientologists, Mormons or Bon Jovi. I  once met a girl who thought Mountain Dew was a soft drink and I ended up living with her for three years. This morning, we woke up under an umbrella of mass confusion and had great fun laughing at someone else’s stupidity: