Haters are great

When people ask us if we like Bon Jovi, we always never answer Yes. That’s because we don’t like Bon Jovi. When people ask us why we don’t like Bon Jovi, we read from the, as yet unpublished – ‘345,888 reasons to hate Bon Jovi’ or from the as yet unpublished follow up – ‘The pressures of living in a world that loves Bon Jovi Pt.32’. Occasionally, we get email from Bon Jovi fans and sometimes the insults are more entertaining that Bon Jovi lyrics: