I have given a name to my pain

Talk about luck. Thirsty Dave was the millionth visitor on a website and won a free iPhone and the very same day, he received an email from a Nigerian Prince who is going to deposit $18, 000, 000, 000 in his bank account as soon as he sends him his bank details. I wouldn't be the luckiest mocker you could have the misfortune to meet. I'm about as lucky as the number 13 who breaks a mirror and ends up with 7 years in the presence of Paris Hilton. I'm a man who is troubled with massive pain. It's a pain I've been living with since 1983 and a pain which refuses to leave me in peace. As someone who has never even taken a headache tablet, I've never experienced medication until the pain got so bad that I had to seek the help of a professional: