Jill Y’s new diet has me in stitches

We’re on a diet at It’s good to mock but we can eat what we want. That’s because the diet we’re on has nothing to do with food. The diet we’re on revolves around Bon Jovi and we’re seeing how long we can go without mocking the poor excuse for the so called music they make. Jill Y recently found out that she has a love for knitting. Like everything else she does, she knits to extremes. Lately I’ve been getting unexpected presents of jumpers, socks and hats and I really appreciate the time and effort she puts into them. Having said that, I really don’t like the new diet she has me on and this time, the diet has to do with food: