All I want from life is to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and be accepted as brilliant

Have you ever laughed so much that you spilled your beer and had to leave the Church? Have you ever tried to figure out how magnets work, only to realise that some things are just impossible to understand? Do you not want to know why round pizza comes in square boxes? If you answered 'Yes' or 'No' to any of the above questions, you're probably a person. A person might wonder what Jon Bon Jovi is doing on a plane with a hammer but much more important is the fact that he continues to produce some of the most mundane, middle of the road, monotonous music: