Call of Duty

There are mature, irresponsible people in this world who know exactly what to do when duty calls and It's good to mock salutes them and wishes them well in their mature, irresponsible life full of mature irresponsibleness. One day when we grow up, we hope to be older than we are now and if all goes to plan, the only thing we'll care about is trying to figure out how magnets work. If we were to go on a recruitment drive for someone to join us, we’d look no further than Jay who would fit right in with us right away: