Everything that’s wrong with this world

We've always something to say. It may not be of any interest to anyone but that's never mattered to us before and it isn't going to make a blind bit of difference now. Jill Y and I are as similar as coffee and the look on a big headed cheetah’s face as Usain Bolt casually runs past him with a self satisfying grin on his self satisfying, smug little face. Jill Y is a Scientist and I have as much time for Science as I have for Bon Jovi tribute bands. I say potato, she says tomato and when she does, it reminds me of everything that’s wrong with this world: