Jill Y and the big picture

Those of you who know things, knew this was going to happen one day and that day has finally arrived. I need help. There, I've said it and I feel better already. I'm about as subtle as Paris Hilton in front of a camera and don't know what to do. Jill Y and I have had our ups and downs but we've always promised to be honest with each other. Because of this, I have to tell her something and am really nervous as to how she’s going to take it. She had no problems telling me that I'm a good for nothing, talentless waste of good for nothing space but I still feel bad about what I have to do. She's been working long hours lately and has been eating a lot of junk food. She says I drive her to drink so she's been drinking a lot of beer too. Her body is beginning to change and if I'm brutally honest, I'd go as far as saying she's become huge. It's not just me who has noticed it, her friends have started to notice it too. I just don't know how I'm going to say it to her: