Get the hell out of here

At It's good to mock HQ, we struggle to make sense of the constant nonsense that surrounds us. We take great comfort in the knowledge that if we look hard enough, we can sometimes find other like minded souls who haven't a clue about what's going on around them. This week was a good week because this was the week we heard about an individual with an unusual gripe. This guy's particular struggle puts our massive confusion into perspective and makes us feel all normal inside: