Her child is a little animal

Some of you don’t know and most of you don’t care but last year I became the patron saint of Mockers. Today I’m told that there’s a ‘process’ involved in becoming a saint and because I didn’t go through the proper channels, it turns out that I’m not even remotely saintly. As hard to believe as this is, it’s not as hard to believe as the girl who gave birth to a frog: