To succeed in your relationship, you need to win the lotto

Scurvy Jane is the most non materialistic person you could ever have the misfortune of meeting. While the rest of us wax lyrical about what we would do if we won the lotto, the scurvy one doesn’t care about material wealth, preferring to place relevance on personal relationships. Scurvy Jane, I’m afraid we don’t have good news for you today because we have definitive proof that winning the lotto, actually enhances your personal relationships: