That’s the spirit

Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do even when the right thing to do is hard. Thirsty Dave promised he’d take Scurvy Jane to a dermatologist convention and she was really looking forward to it. The thirsty one never showed up and it really got under the scurvy one’s skin that she was stood up. Each year, Thirsty Dave has a birthday and each year we all get him a crate of vodka. We weren’t impressed that he stood Scurvy Jane up so we decided to make a small amendment to this years present: