Scurvy Jane and her excess baggage

There’s no way Scurvy Jane is going to come out of this one looking like a nice person so we’re not going to try and sugar coat it like a sugar coated cereal. If you know the right buttons to push, It’s easy to wind the scurvy one up and get a laugh out of her. Unfortunately for him, her last boyfriend wasn’t around long enough to find this out. We were heading to see Thirsty Dave’s friend who owns a pub in Maine and we’re in the airport when Scurvy Jane asked if we liked her new dress. The then boyfriend wasn’t quick enough with his answer. That was the last time we ever saw him: