Bear witness to the question that beats all questions

Sugartastic Daddy John is not the type of inspirational genius who is afraid to ask stupid questions. There's actually a school of taught who believe that he only asks stupid questions and very shortly you may just enroll in that school too. For reasons that are far too boring to go into, he found himself in court testifying that Scurvy Jane doesn't have a skin disease. Words were exchanged, he said what he had to say and then went back to being his brilliant self. That’s when the question arose: