Etc. End of Thinking Capacity

Sugartastic Daddy John has been called a lot of things in the past and will be called a lot of things in the future which will in time, become the past. One thing he definitely cannot be accused of is lazyizm. The legend of our time has so much on his plate that stuff keeps falling off the plate and ending up on the floor. Then the floor has to be cleaned and he never once complains about it. Thirsty Dave is a totally different fish kettle. He sleeps in an ‘I am lazy’ t-shirt and washes his hair in ‘lazy for men’ shampoo. If there’s an easy way out, the thirsty one will not only find it but will probably ask it out for a beer. His favourite word is one of the laziest words there is: