I wouldn't be someone who's well endowed with morals, ethics or a tolerance for people who don't understand how brilliant I'm not. There's nothing worse than when someone has high expectations of you. It just makes it harder to let them down with your blissful ignorance. Jill Y threatened to withdraw special favours unless I went to an Art gallery with her. Special favours are what make the world go around and the thought of not being allowed to go for a beer with Thirsty Dave was just too much so I agreed to go. There was no way I was going to pretend I understood anything about Art but once in a decade or so, things just fall into place. A man in Thirsty Dave’s position is forced to use a lot of breath sprays and he just happened to have the very thing I needed: