Thirsty Dave and some sort of black magic curse or something

Nobody knows how exactly he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. Although conversation is not one of his strong points, he always manages to get his point across just before he collapses. Many have asked how he ever got a girlfriend and many have got no answer. In a move that we can only assume has some sort of black magic curse attached to it, his latest lady friend has started to ask herself some questions: