Thirsty Dave meets massively thirsty woman

Sometimes this nonsense writes itself. Thirsty Dave is by no means an average thirsty person. He has his own individual ways that you or I would never come close to understanding but he has a certain honesty that has to be admired. When you're a busy man who spends all his time in the pub, it's had to find love with anyone that doesn't serve you beer. With this in mind, he took out a personal ad looking for a lady who can consume up to 700 bottles of beer in one session. We thought he was a little too specific but he's only gone and met his and everyone else's perfect woman: