Today we do not mock for today we remember Rock

There are times in every mockers life when he/she is forced to put down the sarcasm, cynicism and Bon Jovi hatred and get deep down ‘n’ serious. For many of us, these are times of uncertainty in unchartered waters. When your most natural instinct is to try and figure out how magnets work, your life becomes a vocation. In our heart of hearts or whatever is the equivalent in Thirsty Dave, we know that nobody knows how magnets work but we carry on regardless. Sugartastic Daddy John was playing rock, paper, scissors with Scurvy Jane. Rock lost and tonight we mourn the passing of Rock – always a friend, right to the end: