Jesus Condom

Although we think it's really funny, we had to hide the laughter from Little Dill Y. He thinks it's okay to be friends with people with funny names. Not only that but he actively looks for people with funny names and becomes their friend. Last week we had a Chuck Norris around for tea although if anyone asks, we didn't say that Chuck Norris is a funny name. We're not totally stupid. Last night we got a call from Scurvy Helen's mum to ask if he could go over to play with  Scurvy Helen. We haven't met his latest friend yet although we have seen a picture of him. I hope he doesn't bring him home because it's going to be so hard to keep a straight face: