Like fathers, like sons

On any given day, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and I are as confused as a greedy baby in a topless bar full of topless women. It's not that we don't have a clue about what we're doing. It's just that we're very forgetful and don't have a clue about what we're doing. Jill Y, with her Scientist hat on, reckons that we're very much a product of our parents and she might just be onto something. Our fathers too, were massively confused about the world around them: