WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’.

You think you've seen it all until you see something else. Thirsty Dave is not one who is endowed with subtlety or common sense. There have been times when he has said stuff that his brain hadn't even realized it was thinking about. When moments like these arise, it's not uncommon for him to get arrested for nothing other than being a threat to national stupidity. And then, out of the blue, he looks after one of Sugartastic Daddy John's fashion boutiques for the day and decides to question our preconception of what beauty is: