I have 675, 876 reasons to dislike Bon Jovi

Jill Y has the same amount of shoes as I have reasons to dislike Bon Jovi and I have 675, 876 reasons to dislike that pitiful excuse for a band. If you were to ask me how I know how many pairs of shoes she has, I might lie and say that I guessed. If I was to be honest, I might tell you that I hacked into her ‘shoe database’. It wasn’t an easy thing to do because she has some pretty unusual security measures but I found a way in: