If you don’t like lies, please look away now.

There's no need for lies. I can handle anything that is thrown at me but not lies. I just don't see the point in not telling the truth. When my first girlfriend played Bon Jovi for me and asked me if I thought it was the best music I had ever heard, did I lie to her? No I didn't. I told her there was no possible way, I could go out with somebody who classified the sound of a depressed, bagpipe playing cat, overdosing on tuna, as anything even resembling music. I just don't see the point in lying. That's why this freaked me out so much: