Thirsty Dave and the Drunks with Guns

I'm not saying Thirsty Dave is anti-social but just because I'm not saying it, doesn't mean it's not true.  Sure, he'll talk to you and order a beer and give you the money for the beer and drink the beer but that's only if you're a Bartender or someone who tends bars. They say opposites attract but that's just not true. Thirsty Dave recently decided to give back to the community and along with some like minded friends, sent out a statement of intent: