I’m a Bon Jovi hating moron with all the charm of a block of demolished apartments that where demolished because the architect had the talent of one of Paris Hilton's dogs.

If I was to describe myself, I would say, I'm "brilliant". If you knew me and were to describe me, you would say I'm a "Bon Jovi hating moron with all the charm of a block of demolished apartments that where demolished because the architect had the talent of one of Paris Hilton's dogs". I can sometimes be blunt and tell things the way they are. Some people don't like the truth. Excuse me for a moment, while I tell my son's friend, the way it is: